Monthly Archive for December, 2007

BC@theABC

Big Country live; what can I say that hasn’t been said already about these guys? Even without the unique voice of Stuart Adamson they blew the roof off the ABC. Things got off to a bit of a ropey start with the unanticipated appearance of a young support act called something like Firefly or Foetus Fire or Flame Retardant? I’m sure it was something fire related anyway. They had some trouble getting their lead guitarist fired up and I’m sure I heard a few whispers of “isn’t that cute.”

The drummer is just out of shot in the pictures above, but you can just about see him behind his kit on the right. It ‘s a bit of a shame really for the guy, sitting there drumming his heart out on his kit and still being overshadowed by one belonging to Mark Brzezicki. I can’t complain too much about these guys, they did a good job considering that everyone was really there to see the main event. Their musical style didn’t really fit too well with BC, they seemed more of a modern rock band than a guitar rock one. They did their job well though, especially for a small local band plucked from Aberdeen at the last minute and dragged to Glasgow as a support act. The only major complaint I could level at them was the fact that the bass player spent the entire set with his back to the crowd. The lead singer was enthusiastic enough, but he too kept looking into the wings instead of out at the crowd. I guess they were nervous.

When Bruce, Mark and Tony finally walked on stage the audience erupted in a thunderous welcome. I’ve never heard anything like it since their triumphant Farewell gig at the Barrowlands back in 2000. This time you could feel some trepidation in the air. How would the band sound without Stuart? The however band didn’t mess about with an intro or a soliloquy about the past they just blasted straight into Driving to Damascus. Hats off to Tony Butler he’s really come on as a lead singer, he looked and sounded confident as he. The band were clearly enjoying themselves too as they laughed and joked on stage.

Old hits and new tunes followed in smooth crowd pleasing order with Tony and occasionally Bruce acting as lead singer. Their guitar playing and Mark’s frenzied drumming brought back memories of the old Big Country. They sound slightly different. That’s only natural but it’s clear the three guys are back having fun with music again.

The new material was good. I particularly liked You Lift Me Up. It’s stuck in my head and I can’t get it out! I also really enjoyed a new take on an old classic when Bruce sang Republican Party Reptile. It was very different from Stuarts version but in a good way.

Finally the audience went wild and the centre crowd became a bouncing frenzy one last time as the first bars of In a Big Country rang out. Then it was over with a deafening round of applause the band took a bow. Tony’s voice cracked as he thanked the audience and spoke a bit about the late Stuart Adamson and then they were gone.

Thanks to Kat and her quick camera reflexes I’ve managed to upload a quick blast of Steeltown onto YouTube, you can check it out here. My face hurts from smiling, my throat hurts from shouting, my legs ache from bouncing and my ears are ringing. Big Country is back friends, like the Guitar Rock Phoenix.

Zombie Rock Band!

Excitement is high today as Kat and I are off to see the newly resurrected Big Country. I expect a voodoo lightshow and some pentagrams! After action report to follow!

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I always wondered how this thing worked.
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Cross + Mass = Force

Merry Christmas to all of you out there in Internet land. I hope you have a nice time and enjoy yourselves.

Don’t worry too much about the giant meteor…

Easy to confuse

I’ve been taking a long hard look at the idea of upgrading my graphics card. Not that there’s anything particularly wrong with the one I’ve got you understand. It’s just that I really want to be able to play Crysis without running the risk of my computer bursting into flames.

The perennial problem with upgrading graphics cards however is the naming conventions used by the big two: AMD (formerly ATI) and Nvidia. I may be missing some fundamental Wikipedia entry or pamphlet that everyone else got when they started out building their rigs but their naming systems don’t seem consumer friendly at all. I pride myself in maintaining an interest in many bits and bobs about computers, especially those that will have an impact on my gaming. In fact I’m getting downright confused and I don’t like it.

Take Nvidia for example. I know that their top of the line card is currently the GeForce 8800 Ultra. Down from that you had the number two the wildly popular 8800GTX. Then you’re getting into the realm of cut downs for the more common and less pricey 8800GTS. The GTS incidentally is about to be usurped by the 8800GT.

Firstly you get the numbering system: 8400, 8500, 8600 and 8800 for the GeForce 8 series. The number seems to basically denote the chipset and the memory bandwidth etc. Generally speaking the higher the number the better and more capable the card. That’s pretty straightforward right?

To complicate matters further you have different flavours of the same cards. You have six different individual bandings of chips. The top of the line is the Ultra and the bottom is just the bog standard numbered card with nothing after its name.

So it’s basically: ULTRA > GTX > GT > GTS > GS > Everything Else

Now as a person with a passing interest in all things I know that for cars GT generally stands for Grand Tourer or in Italian Gran Turismo. That suggests to me a car designed for comfortable long distance driving. I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t feel too comfortable driving any distance on the back of an eight inch long graphics card.

That absurd image aside you can see why it can be a minefield trying to figure out what graphics card is the best one to get. The only solace I can take is that in the process of writing this I think I’ve finally figured out what they mean :-o

Now I just have to find the cash to get one…

Dead and Loving it

This year’s award for most bizarre television series premise must go to the strange Babylon Fields. Without a doubt it has to be the most unusual idea I’ve ever came across in my life. In this bizarre world the dead have returned to life. Not as shambling flesh hungry zombies but as fully aware albeit undead versions of their former selves. Evidently from the clips and photos I’ve seen we’re not talking about a perfect resurrection here. They retain all of their memories, skills and emotions. They move, talk and act like normal humans apart from the fact that they are quite obviously dead. Autopsy scars, pallid skin and dark necrotic arteries hint that these aren’t normal health people.

The pilot seems to be a bizarre mishmash of themes and styles, one part drama and another black comedy. My guess is the writers haven’t quite figured out how to play the whole “dead come back to life” angle yet.

The story is fairly engaging as the dead try to reintegrate into society and it throws out plenty of hooks for a series. The loyal wife who is overjoyed at her husband’s return form the grave, an abused wife and daughter’s horror as their abusive husband/father almost instantly rises from the grave they put him in and a former cop who wants to solve his own murder. It also includes quite a few WTF moments such as two zombies discussing the quality of sex between a now undead husband and his living wife. The reason for the sudden return of the undead is left a mystery in the pilot It’s entertaining if more than a little gross but I think it’s probably a bit too much for the notoriously conservative American networks to touch. CBS have decided not to commission the show for a full run which I think is a shame. There’s far too little innovative TV of late and nobody could accuse an idea like Babylon Fields of being less than innovative.

The pilot seems rough around the edges, but to be fair it’s designed to inspire studio executives and not as a polished final project. If you’re curious I believe that the unaired network pilot is doing the rounds on various peer2peer networks. I’m not sure if it’s copyright infringement to download a series that’ll probably never be aired but better to err on the side of caution. You can also see a few clips on the feature page on tvweek.com.

Cactus Cat (Felis silvestris Cactaceae)

The Cactus Cat also known as the Tequila Tornado to distinguish it from other felines is a small carnivorous species of crepuscular mammal. Cactus Cats are often valued by humans for its companionship and its ability to hunt vermin. It has been associated with humans for at least twenty years.

A skilled predator, the cat is known to prepare and cook over 1,000 culinary dishes for food. It is intelligent and can be asked very nicely to carry out complex tasks with minimal supervision. Individual cactus cats have also been known to learn to manipulate weapons and vehicles with ninja-l33t-skillz. Cactus Cats use a variety of vocalizations and types of body language for communication, including mewing (“meow” or “miaw”), purring, hissing, growling, squeaking, chirping, clicking, and grunting.

NaClO

In a fit of boredom I’ve cleaned up my entire flat. No doubt friends and family alike will be amazed by this uncharacteristic event but even I can only go so long without a tidy up. Now cleaning in and of itself is barely a decent subject for a blog, no matter how extremely unusual an activity it may be for the author. I did however find one detail amongst that brightened up that otherwise monotonous chore. The bizarre lable on Asda’s own brand of cheap cleaning bleach:

 Death Bleach

That’s right it’s no ordinary bleach, this stuff is psycho-killer bleach. This stuff is the Dr. Josef Mengele of the cleaning product army. Some bleaches claim to kill 99% of all known germs, others claim to get your toilet pan whiter than white. Asda’s own brand ATOMIC BLEACH makes no such half hearted claims, it doesn’t boast about its’ cleaning power or its’ refreshing scent. It just flat out 100% GERM KILL. Asda Bleach doesn’t even give a shit about proper English grammar folks. It’s only in it for a total GERM KILL!

Beware germs! Your civilisation is at an end! The Destroyer cometh!

A short disclaimer

Mr McDowall has indicated to me from his hiding place in Spain that a customer service rep from Pipex has read my earlier post ranting about the uptime for this site. Since his first reaction was “What the hell has that big eijit gotten me into now?” I must hereby make it known that I am not John McDowall nor am I affiliated with his business in any capacity. I’m sure that fact will be obvious to the majority of you but someone just wandering in might not know the difference. Mr McDowall graciously allows this dusty old Kodiak a place to host this blog on the proviso that it remains as esoteric, rant-filled and entertaining as I can make it.

To that end:

Any opinions expressed within this blog (www.greykodiak.co.uk) are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of said John McDowall, his business partners, friends, relatives and pets. I accept any and all responsibility for any all material found herein, no matter if it’s riddled with inaccuracy, falsehood or outright insanity.

I’d also like to honestly thank the people at Pipex for taking an interest in the matter and I hope that they didn’t take my comments to heart.

GK