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		<title>The Twelfth Night</title>
		<link>http://www.greykodiak.co.uk/index.php/2009/11/the-twelfth-night/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the twelfth day of Christmas the office plebs subjected me to… Twelve ungrateful children stories, Eleven far too expensive presents, Ten Christmas TV discussions, Nine badly decorated Christmas trees, Eight Christmas diet plans Seven office Christmas party plans Six weans a playing up Five expensive foreign holidays Four crap Christmas jokes Three stories about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F**k You Baldrick</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:04:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyKodiak</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Teh Madness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF!?]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[fools]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once again I find myself sitting here with an incredulous look on my face and shaking my head in disdainful wonder at the so called “Great British Public”. The BBC news has an article today that details a list of fifty unsung British heroes that the National Lottery has assembled as part of its 15th [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Great Potato Skin Fail</title>
		<link>http://www.greykodiak.co.uk/index.php/2009/09/the-great-potato-skin-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyKodiak</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Idiosyncrasy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Onions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Restaurant]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Has anyone else noted that onions, and specifically red onions, seem to be creeping into every facet of the restaurant and fast food business? I can’t seem to get anything today without some bit of stingy, crunchy onion turning up inside it. The worst offender so far has been Frankie and Benny’s Restaurant chain. It’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Calendar Connundrums Ya Bass!</title>
		<link>http://www.greykodiak.co.uk/index.php/2009/06/calendar-connundrums-ya-bass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyKodiak</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Scotland]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On my desk at THE WORK I’ve got one of those tear off calendars that’s much beloved by Hollywood movies who want to show the passage of time. It’s one of those low cost things that contracts give out at New Year to remind you to think about them when organising work. The thing itself [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nae Mean City</title>
		<link>http://www.greykodiak.co.uk/index.php/2009/05/nae-mean-city/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 18:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyKodiak</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I spotted a news story today in The &#8220;Scottish&#8221; Sun that I feel really sums up the age in which we&#8217;re currently living. Most of the story won&#8217;t be surprising to anyone that&#8217;s been on public transport in Glasgow. It&#8217;s the same old merry-go-round of a nutter getting on the bus, verbally abusing the driver [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big Blasted Cack</title>
		<link>http://www.greykodiak.co.uk/index.php/2009/04/big-blasted-cack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:13:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyKodiak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s often said in Scotland that the British Broadcasting Corporation should be renamed the English Broadcasting Corporation. Their radio and television channels display a remarkable level of Anglo-centric behaviour and a great many of their Scottish programs are just the English ones with a bit of tartan and shortbread sitting beside the presenter. If their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goody Goody</title>
		<link>http://www.greykodiak.co.uk/index.php/2009/03/goody-goody/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyKodiak</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Illness]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.greykodiak.co.uk/?p=836</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never had any time for the late Jade Goody or the rest of the idiots that have come bubbling to the surface with the rising tide of so called reality television that infests the schedules. The vast majority of these so called stars are untalented, feckless idiots with few redeeming personality features and even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hollywood Go Home</title>
		<link>http://www.greykodiak.co.uk/index.php/2009/03/hollywood-go-home/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 09:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyKodiak</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hollywood Movie Machine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.greykodiak.co.uk/?p=815</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I regularly read a blog called /film which deals with movie industry news and gossip as well as humorous short parody films found around the internet by the writers. It&#8217;s content has recently begun to annoy me, although it&#8217;s not the blog itself that I&#8217;ve found fault with: it&#8217;s the Hollywood Movie Machine. /film reflects [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All Over A Damn Pizza</title>
		<link>http://www.greykodiak.co.uk/index.php/2009/03/all-over-a-damn-pizza/</link>
		<comments>http://www.greykodiak.co.uk/index.php/2009/03/all-over-a-damn-pizza/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:04:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyKodiak</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.greykodiak.co.uk/?p=813</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ve all been following the news about the shooting in Northern Ireland, but I find myself outraged. This wasn&#8217;t an attack on an armed British patrol making its way through the Rathenaw Estate or a riot in the centre of town of British treatment of a republican prisoner. This was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Saga of Bjorn Washingmachinesson</title>
		<link>http://www.greykodiak.co.uk/index.php/2009/02/the-saga-of-bjorn-washingmachinesson/</link>
		<comments>http://www.greykodiak.co.uk/index.php/2009/02/the-saga-of-bjorn-washingmachinesson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 11:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GreyKodiak</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[City Living]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ranting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Renting]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.greykodiak.co.uk/?p=733</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s going on with my letting agency, but I&#8217;m almost convinced they&#8217;re part of a psychological experiment designed to drive me mad. It&#8217;s now over a fortnight since I told them my busted old washing machine had shuffled off the mortal coil, and they&#8217;ve still not done hee-haw about it. I&#8217;ve about [...]]]></description>
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