Goddamn! I know I’m mocked far and wide for the frigid conditions within my flat, but all you thin skinned things should take a trip down to my folks sometime and feel true cold. I’m sitting here just now in the office cum spare room cum my old room and there’s a thick cloud of steam rising off my tea. Not just regulation steam either, but Icelandic hot springs quantities of the stuff.
I should have packed my thermal underpants!