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A Reckoning?

There’s been a lot of talk in the media, and on discussion forums, on the potential outcome of the forthcoming General Election. A lot of ink has been spilled, and electrons hurled, by every side voicing their belief that a win for their political opponents would mean “disaster” for Britain. I’ve been wondering though: what form would this so-called “disaster” take? We’ve all seen businesses fail due to incompetent leadership, poor decisions or just plain bad luck, but can government in an affluent western democracy like the United Kingdom actually fail so much as to be considered a “disaster”.

It’s a question I’ve pondered before after reading a news story about one of the Scottish Councils on the verge of collapsing through mismanagement. Unfortunately I can’t remember which council it was so I’ve been unable to find the article, but I’m sure it was in the central belt somewhere. Now I assume, perhaps wrongly, that should a local authority “fail” either through bankruptcy, or inability to deliver basic government services, that central government would step in and institute some form of take over. It seems a reasonable assumption as the various UK councils are the representation of the national government at a local level. It’s highly unlikely that a council would be allowed to fail to the extent that the bins go un-emptied and the junkies un-methadone-ed for months on end.

If a person’s finances go up the spout the can be declared bankrupt and the state protects them from further financial harm. There’s consequences of course, but they’re still relatively secure. If a company fails they can make similar moves by calling in receivers to try and restructure, or at least salvage some of their creditor’s money. It’s likely, as I’ve already said, that a failing local council or public body would be bailed out and “restructured” by the national government with all the usual fallout that accompanies such actions.

The discussions online and in the media however are busy painting a picture of the United Kingdom in danger of becoming a failed state. As I’ve said, for lesser institutions there’s always a safety net of some kind, but there’s nothing like that for a government.

With western governments increasingly appearing to follow business lines in their operations what happens if the government can’t pay its debts. Sure there may be a revolution, and those in government might be strung up from lampposts, but it seems unlikely. It equally seems unlikely that a nation would quickly descend into anarchy

Weimar Germany provides a partial model of what might happen to a liberal democracy crippled by untenable debt, weak government and internal political divisions.The buying power of the German Reichsmark quickly collapsed leading her creditors amongst the Allied Nations to seek reparations in kind rather than cash or goods, France in particular was very quick to annex the Ruhr Valley by force when Germany proved unwilling and unable to pay what it owed. The model isn’t perfect of course. The Weimar Republic’s debts weren’t the result of rampant government spending or mismanagement, but punishments levied against them by the victorious Allied Powers through the Treaty of Versailles. We also know how that turned out in the end. Is it possible though that the new government could get things so wrong that that it’s forced to hand the country over to her creditors. It’s equally possible that the UK could disintegrate into her component nations leaving all three adrift and burdened with their predecessor’s debts. Maybe they’ll run it so far into the ground that the UK will finally achieve it’s unconscious desire to be the 51st member of the United States of America.

Of course I know that I’m pondering on the shaky foundations of hyperbole and tabloid journalism. I’m well aware that the government of the United Kingdom has weathered far worse crises than the current economic recession, but the intellectual exercise is an interesting.

Fodder

At times it causes me actual physical pain to realise that the world seems to revolve around the lowest common denominator. Every piece of so called news in the papers and on TV seems to be either over dramatised to sell papers or revolves around some halfwit celebrity that’s got their kit off, rocks off or mouthed off while in the public eye. Personally I don’t care how many people Tiger Woods has allegedly pumped, ditto for Ashley Cole and any other one trick pony. In my humble opinion they’re simply not worth the column inches that’s devoted to them. If you ask me their infidelities belong somewhere near the middle of the paper next to the reader’s offers section that sells electric back scratchers and three slice toasters.

I’m giving serious consideration to starting an e-petition at The Prime Ministers Office website to demand a change in the law that will force all tabloid newspapers to replace their name with ARSE FODDER in giant letters. I figure if papers like The Sun are going to print a load of half baked shite they should at least be forced to say so up front.

I’ve even made a mock up to show what it would look like:

I think I might start doing more weird MS Paint drawings…

F**k You Baldrick

Once again I find myself sitting here with an incredulous look on my face and shaking my head in disdainful wonder at the so called “Great British Public”.

The BBC news has an article today that details a list of fifty unsung British heroes that the National Lottery has assembled as part of its 15th anniversary celebrations. You can see the full list here, but I’ll try to limit myself to a short rant on the contents of the top ten:

1: Michael Faraday, physicist

2: JM Barrie, author

3: Edward Jenner, smallpox vaccine pioneer

4: John Peel, broadcaster

5: Alan Turing, mathematician

6: Baldrick, Blackadder character

7: Midge Ure, singer

8: Percy Shaw, cat’s eyes inventor

9: Tim Berners-Lee, worldwide web inventor

10: Fred Scott, BBC cameraman

Admittedly some of the people in the top ten are underappreciated for their contributions to science, arts and society in general. Others though I would say are very well known, and some, well some shouldn’t even be on a list of people who are supposedly “heroes”.

Apologies to people of a nervous disposition, but I have to get something out of my system before I continue.

BALDRICK is a fictional character you FUCKING CRETINS!

Sorry about that.

The rest of the list is a strange mixture. As I’ve said I agree that many of the people mentioned on the list are deeply underappreciated by the public. The news was recently filled with the demand that the British Government apologise for basically hounding Alan Turing to suicide after the Second World War. His contribution to the fledgling art of computing and cryptanalysis during the war cannot be overstated and I believe he rightly belongs near the top of the list.

Midge Ure however is a world famous musician and responsible for a good chunk of the organisation of Band Aid, and the Band Aid Trust charity. I don’t see why was he chosen over the heads of other worthies such as Sting, Fish or even, dare I say it, Bob Geldof who was the more visible partner in Band Aid. I suppose at least Midge managed to do more than spend his life riding along on a one hit wonder band and thumping tables at charity gigs.

Another odd entry is Fred Scott the BBC cameraman at number ten. He’s the award winning cameraman who was filming when John Simpson and his Iraqi translator Kamaran Abdurrazaq Muhamed were caught in a friendly fire incident during the Iraq war. Kamaran was unfortunately killed when a US warplane bombed the convoy of Kurdish vehicles they were travelling in. Simpson was left deaf in one ear as a result. It was an important moment in the media coverage of warfare. I wouldn’t go as far as to rank Fred as high as 10 on this list, but I wouldn’t do him the dishonour of ranking him lower than FUCKING BALDRICK.

The more I read this list the more I begin to wonder if the people who voted for it were even aware of whom many of these people were. To me it reads like a list of people that young, trendy eighteen to twenty-four year olds have vaguely heard about from various sources and they picked them out of the hat. The inclusion of people like Stephen Merchant who co-wrote The Office seems like it was thrown in by some insane fan and the inclusion of the FICTIONAL CHARACTER of Jeeves the butler from the Jeeves and Wooster short stories strains credibility. Why not replace Jeeves with P.G Wodehouse himself? He’s not exactly well known now as he was when he started publishing stories.

I’m going to lie down in a dark room before I decide to go all Dr. Evil and try to put end to this farce we call society once and for all.